So other than the universal fact that life sucks...

I picked up this magazine where they had the 50 Hottest Guys in Hollywood list in the new Teen.

And you go Jonas Brothers on being #s 1, 2 & 3...

But someone who just cracked the top 10 was Robert Pattinson, who said this quote:

"I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks- all day, every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes."

So I think that the Moral of this story is:

Stalk Robert Pattinson.
[and if he's bored he'll ask you out]

-♥

[You're just mad you didn't think of it first]