Monday, October 20, 2008

Jonas Brothers interview with Barbara Walters.

Barbara sits down with the Jonas Brothers.

Set in a classic room with old antique furniture.

The interview goes quite well....

until the question that the boys all seem to avoid comes up in her questions.

Barbara: "So boys, I understand that you all wear these rings, that are very significant to you and your faith. Can you tell me a little about what they repre-

Nick: "Oh, well we just kind of wanted to focus on the music today if that's alright?"

Barbara: "Oh... ... well... ok... Tom could you please turn that camera off there... for just a second. Thank you sweetheart..."

*Jonases are confused*

Barbara: "Now you listen to me.... I am Barbara FUCKING Walters. I have interviewed A-List celebrities, Presidents, Royal Families... and the network wanted me to do this interview with you jackasses to boost some ratings. I haven't made you cry yet, so my ass is on the line. And if I ask you about your little rings over there you will answer me with a smile bigger than that Demi girl you were in that movie with. Understand me?!"

*Jonases are wide eyed... and scared*

*Barbara signals to Tom to turn the camera back on and the interview contines with the boys answering questions about their rings in great detail*

Barbara: "... I guess the next thing to talk about would be you Kevin and..."
"...this beautiful girl here, Danielle."

Kevin: "Oh... uh well... We're actually just friends..."

Barbara: "Tom..."

*shuts off camera in a heartbeat*

*Barbara without a warning punches Kevin Jonas... in the throat*

*Kevin is choking and gasping for air*

Barbara: "Ok... The Camera Tom.... FOCUS... Let's go again"

*Tom obeys*

Barbara: Ok... moving on, Kevin... Oh Kevin... Are you ok here let me get you some water... Oh dear..."

*Kevin drinks*

Barbara: While we wait for him, I guess we can move on to you Joe... What can you tell us about your last relationship with the lovely, Taylor Swift?"

Joe (nervously): "Well... actually we werent actu-"

*Joe is looking off camera...*

*as Barbara signals the "I'm Watching You" sign*
This is what happens when you're bored.
-♥PoCa [Story-teller]

1 comment:

Kayla said...

lmao. this one was actually fun to read. haha oh barbara walters