OMG....
So I read on my favorite JB Fansite MOVE ON FANSITE... that supposedly on August 12th [When JB's new CD comes out] that every Jonas Brother fan out there is supposed to sing "A Little Bit Longer".
And that got me thinking...
"WTF?"...
I mean I have been called a "Hardcore Jonas Brothers Fan", but that is not gonna happen here, let me tell you....
What If You're not home at 7:05 on August 12th?...
You could be in a movie theater in the middle of Dark Knight or something like that...
You could be in the mall...
At A Restaurant...
Or at some kind of sporting event...
And you're gonna get up and start belting out "A Little Bit Longer" Like you're trying to impress Simon Cowell in the middle of any of these things, having all sorts of wierd stares, and people thinking "What is wrong with youth today?"...
It's just wrong.
I'm not totally doubting it... I know there are Jonas fans that think this is an amzing idea and will probably have a whole dance party for when the cd comes out, and you will be the talk among your myspace friends.
Good for you.
But this kind of got me thinking that...
BEING A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS SO STRESSFUL.
I mean, to be a Jonas Brother fan... you have to know...
Jonas Brothers Day (nationally, and in Sacramento)
International Jonas Brothers Day
Kevin Jonas...
Joe Jonas...
Nick Jonas Days... (not just their birthdays)
As well as so many others that get made up
You probably know too much about a 7 year old named Frankie Jonas...
You know what City they're playing in tonight and every night of the Burning Up Tour...
You have to crash MTV's site at least once a month...
You're calender probably looks like The Jonas Brothers'...
You hate those who are against them...
And love anyone that says "Yeah, they're a pretty good band" at the least...
You tape every single thing they appear on tv for...
You have a recorded copy of Camp Rock...
Your wardrobe matches theirs in some items...
You own a pair of converse or fake ray bans [some real], if not both...
AND you have the whole entire new Jonas CD on your iPod before it comes out...
Then you either like or dislike...
[] Mandy
[] Maya
[] Danielle
[] Selena Gomez
[] Demi Lovato
[] Miley Cyrus
[] Katie and Karleigh...
And if you're a Jonas Fan...
1) UNDER 14 YEARS OLD it's normal for you to like The Jonas Brothers, and you get to win all of the Jonas Brothers Contests on Radio Disney...
2) ABOUT 15-17, You're considered an older Jonas Brothers Fan, and most likely like Joe or Kevin b/c their older, but wouldn't turn Nick down if he asked you out [whether in a dream or not]
3) 18 YEARS OLD -ABOUT 21 YEARS OLD [THE LEGALS], You get the oddest looks from people who know you like The Jonas Brothers, even though the oldest member is most likely older than you...
4) 21 AND OVER, You wish you were younger and are usually calmer than the "teenies", and live a relatively normal life... Either that or you're a parent, and only know who these boys are b/c you're kid(s) love them.
That's basically my view on it.
And I may be right or wrong about most of these things...
But don't hold any of this against me...
I AM A JONAS BROTHERS FAN.
I have been since 2005,
Seen them four times,
Met them four times,
Traveled in a snow storm to see them when they cancelled a show...
And I'll keep on seeing their shows and trying to meet those boys
I never remember it's Kevin, Joe or Nick Jonas Day until someone posts it on a fansite....
In only know where JB is going to be on August 15th and August 29th b/c that's where I'm gonna be for the Burnin' Up Tour...
I've never met Mandy, Maya or Danielle...
Selena and Demi are amazing and could probably kick Miley Cyrus' ass if they wanted... js
I don't get the big deal with Katie and Karleigh...
I don't care who said what about JB b/c good or bad, most of the time it's hilarious...
I prefer to be suprised when the CD comes out.
And.. I hate to say it, but "A Little Bit Longer" will probably be sung in my house at 7:05 on August 12th, 2008...
But it will be by Nick Jonas...
The way it should be.
I don't care if you like the Jonas Brothers or not...
I DO.
-♥ PoCa JoNaS
