Friday, April 25, 2008

Hollywood's DISNEY's not America

Being Disney's next biggest....
It did so well for Britney and Lindsay right ?

Most recently pictures came out Miley Cyrus...
you know the ones....
All of a sudden these pictures, the three or four of them have gotten some attention in the media.
They haven't seen the others yet I'm guessing...
She's done it before, and she asked for forgiveness,
then the sleepover ones came out, and though she didn't think they should've been a problem, she still apologized for them, and they were forgiven again...
then these came out.
Why forgive her?!?!
How many more effing pictures are we going to forgive?
She's the next mother effing Hollywood trainwreck and we all know it.

A scandal that's a little bit closer in the teeny world, she also put up a video with this girl Mandy of them re-enacting a video that Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez made on Demi's youtube channel, in a pretty hurtful way.
That wasn't even to me and I was disgusted by it. Miley was loud and obnoxious, and it was STUPID!....
Demi & Selena did it for the fans and to be funny and silly, and just give an update...
WTF did Miley and Mandy do it for?
To be jackasses b/c they can't come up with things to do other than dance say and say hi 3974923749327 times in one video...
Compelling...

I also love how Vanessa Hudgens was supposedly pissed off b/c Ali Lohan was auditioning for a part in High School Musical 3 b/c she didn't want to have "The Lohan Drama" on the set.
First of all, what the fuck did Ali Lohan do?
and...
You took fucking naked pictures and had them on the internet you retard so stop thinking you're effing perfect.
You should have been fired, but you know why you weren't sweetie?
It's because "we forgave you".
Oh and nice boyfriend....

I know I haven't mentioned the Jonas Brothers yet...
And maybe because it's because
"OMG OMG OMG!!!! I am the Biggest JoBro Fan 4life!!!!!!!"
No, I am actually a pretty calm and collected on the Jonas front, thanks.

But those boys' career is going to die under Disney.
They should've never signed with them to begin with.

They're a Disney Product,
and it could be the reason they never smile, and you can no longer go to a meet & greet with them and actually...
you know, meet & greet them.
I've been a result of a "hug & shove"...
nice to "hug and shove" you too boys.

They have pissed me off personally a few times to the point where I learned that their posters make fabulous confetti...

Yet I still go on liking them.
They're addictive.

But I will say this about them.

They have changed even though they think they haven't...
there are more fans out there who's names aren't "Katie" and "Karleigh"....
STOP DEFENDING MILEY CYRUS! It's just making you look bad...
and for the love of everyone START SMILING AGAIN!!!!

If they're life is so fucking miserable that they can't crack a smile for that 12 year ols who's been a fan since she was 10, and lucky enough to win "hug & shove" passes... then they need to change that b/c I guess everything they say that they have been "blessed" with, isn't enough.

Other than that, I hate to disappoint you folks....

But they're growing up and you can't all be their girlfriends.

*pop*
Sorry to burst your bubble.

-Mouseketeer PoCa

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