Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Just for S***s and Giggles

*BEFORE*


**If you like Miley, I wouldn't continue reading this**
Just a warning...

1.) Do you like Miley Cyrus?
I'm gonna have to say no because like I did like her when she first started out, and then it faded pretty quick. I can't even stand the sight of her face anymore.

2.) Do you find Miley funny?
She tries with no succession

3.) What if Miley dyed her hair blonde?
OMG! She would be Hannah... That's right I let out the secret Hannah is Miley, Miley is Hannah *somewhere an 8 year old cries*


4.) Have you met miley?
Nope and probably never will... it's for the best

5.) How many concerts have you been to?
0 :)

6.) Do you think Miley is ugly?
Yup

7.) What's your favorite song off of the new CD?
We Got The Party with Us feat. JB

8.) What's your favorite song on off of the old CD?
idk?... hmmmm....

9.) Do you own 'Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus'?
Obviously not

10.) Is she hot?
Aha... hahahahaha... you jest

11.) Did you support "Niley"?
I support the "Ni", if anything.... He actually smiles now, since he's been unleashed

12.) Are you excited for the 3D Hannah Montana movie ft. JB?
Ha ha I can't be excited for it, I've seen it twice now, I'd see it again for the boys, and the mockery. See Miley's stunt double/monkey, homeland, digital horses... and her sexy papa... mhmmm

13.) Are you going to buy tickets for her next tour?
What tour?

14.) How many Miley posters do you have in your room?
Just a rough estimate... none

15.) What's your definition of a 'fake Miley fan'?
a Hannah Fan... get the IDENTITY right

16.) Do you like Miley's muscles?
Oh her testosterone kicks in well, no she can bust out her raps like fitty, and have the man voice to back it up

17.) How would you describe her family?
Mmmm... Billy Rayyyyyy♥... Nuff said

18.) If you knew that Miley was staying in a hotel near your house, would you go and try to see her?
Somehow I'd end up going... Get her autograph, just to say i did... could put it on ebay and buy something worth my money though, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it

19.) How long have you been a Miley fan?
I was when the show first started out, and then it faded... dramatically. Can't stand her

20.) What's your favorite quote from her?
Hmmmmm........




was trying to think of something uplifting, or something funny... intellegent even...........





*Miley's ADD move*...



Keep it short....


I got nuthin at all.


Sorry


21.) Can you imagine your life without her.?
I can actually, been doing it for most of my life... Happy Times

22.) What's the most amazing thing about her?
...Well I'm sure there's something good about her?

23.) Do you like Miley's hair straight or curly?
What ever way her little black heart desires

24.) What's Miley's best feature?
Her buck teeth, fits the hillbillie profile

25.) For the older fans ; do you miss the old Miley?
When was there an old Miley?

26.) Do you know her parents names?
Billy Ray Cyrus, and that blonde girl?

27.) Do you like her clothes?
She wears things that can be actually considered clothes? : o
HmmmWho woulda thunk it?

28.) Have she ever commented you on myspace?
Not even friends with her

29.) Are you sick of her songs?
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

30.) Do you like the fact that she has a purity ring?
She wears a purity ring? Wow... I'm learning new things about that bitch, it's crazy. Never saw it before, I wouldn't know
*AFTER*

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